Humpty Dumpty Dumped In this photo released by the Cape May Police Department N.J., a damaged Humpty Dumpty statue is seen in the back of a truck on Sept. 7, 2025, in Cape May, N.J., after vandals ...

An iconic Humpty Dumpty statue needs to be put back together again after two men were caught on camera as one of them stole the character from a golf course at the Jersey Shore. Police in Cape May ...

If you've always regarded dear old Humpty Dumpty as a benign egg, you may wish to avert your gaze now. Similarly, if you treasure a beloved collection of illustrated nursery rhymes from your youth, ...

This Humpty Dumpty had a real-life fall at the hands of hard-boiled eggheads. Two bad eggs removed an “iconic vintage” statue of the nursery rhyme character from a miniature golf course in a New ...