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A 1991 promo for Sizzler, the casual sit-down restaurant of yesteryear, recently surfaced on Reddit. And it's hilarious, as commenters on the thread have duly noted. "Human smiles are not meant to be ...

Apparently, in the '90s, Sizzler wanted to make a commercial that acted not so much as an ad for their restaurant and food, but as a manic, patriotic fever dream ...

When I was eight, nine, and ten years old, I had my birthday dinners at Sizzler, where no one was going to stop me from eating a soft-serve appetizer and canned peaches in heavy syrup as an entrée.